Your Emails Are Boring. Let's Fix That.

Book a 30-minute strategy call. We'll audit your last 5 emails, show you what's costing you conversions, and give you a plan to fix it.

No pitch deck. No pressure to buy. Just real feedback you can use.

These Numbers Don't Lie

Boring emails cost you money. Here's what happens when you fix them.

10M+

Emails delivered monthly

2.7%

Average conversion (vs 0.8% industry avg)

$4.7M

Revenue tracked for clients

23

Companies helped

Here's What Happens on the Call

30 minutes. No BS. Real feedback on your emails.

We Screen-Share Your Last 5 Emails

No guessing. We'll walk through exactly what's working and what's costing you conversions.

Identify Your Revenue Leaks

The specific places your emails are boring subscribers (and losing you money).

Get a Custom Fix-It Plan

Concrete next steps to make your emails actually interesting—even if we never work together.

No Pitch Deck. Just Real Feedback.

This isn't a sales call disguised as consulting. It's actual strategy you can use immediately.

You'll walk away with a clear plan—even if we never work together.

Don't Take Our Word For It

Here's what clients say about working with us.

Is This Call For You?

This isn't for everyone. And that's okay.

NOT for you if:

  • You're happy with 14% open rates
  • You think email is "just nurture"
  • You need approval from 6 people before hitting send
  • You want to just "educate the market"
  • You blame "email fatigue" for low conversions

PERFECT for you if:

  • You have 5K-500K subscribers (but revenue is flat)
  • You own revenue targets and email isn't pulling its weight
  • Your emails sound like everyone else's and you know it
  • You're willing to own a POV (without sounding like a bro marketer)
  • You're tired of rewriting the same corporate-sounding email 4 times

Ready to Stop Boring Your Subscribers?

Pick a time that works for you. We'll audit your last 5 emails and show you exactly what needs to change.

30 minutes. No BS. Real feedback.

Quick Questions

Ready To Stop Being Boring?

Free Email Audit

Async • 2-3 days

Send us your email. We'll analyze it and send back detailed feedback.

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Free Strategy Call

Video meeting • 30 minutes

Jump on a call to discuss your email strategy. No pressure to buy.

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